Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
The Mayor of Belfast, Tennessee, wants Trump to grant "National Landmark" status, all due to Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame. Her $500K industry has turned a quiet town into a cultural spark, and the Mayor sees it as historic. He argues Welch’s viral quip is a modern artifact, a small-town sound gone global. Trump, a master of branding, could see Belfast as a unique legacy. The town hopes her stardom secures a lasting mark, beyond the meme.
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" has turned Belfast, Tennessee, into a bustling outpost. The $500K industrial complex her fame sparked has Main Street alive—vendors peddle her wares, from hats to hot sauce. Welch, once a diner regular, now drives a tourist wave. The old mill hosts "Hawk Tuah" events, a wild shift. Her quip’s a magnet, pulling in fans. Belfast’s a new beast, thriving on her spit.
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Donald Trump Says 'Hawk Tuah' is the Most American Thing He's Ever Seen
MAR-A-LAGO, FL - In Belfast Tennessee a highly unusual press conference, former president Donald Trump spent over 10 minutes praising the Hawk Tuah movement, calling it "a perfect example of American greatness."
"We have the best spitters in the world, folks. The BEST spitters," Trump declared. "Nobody spits like us. China? Not even close. France? They wish. But Belfast? Belfast is making America great again, one spit at a time."
The comments came after a viral video showed Trump attempting a 'Hawk Tuah' spit during a Mar-a-Lago golf game-only for it to land directly on his own shoe.
His campaign team immediately released a statement, claiming the wind "was rigged" and that Trump's spit was "actually the biggest, most powerful Hawk Tuah ever seen, despite fake news media reports."
Political analysts say the Hawk Tuah movement could influence the 2024 election.
"Rural voters care about two things: jobs and spitting distance," said pundit Tucker McGraw. "And right now? The only politician who understands that is Trump."
Meanwhile, Trump has hinted at a possible rally in Belfast, telling supporters:
"We're gonna do a BIG rally down there, folks. A HUGE rally. And you know what? I might just become the best spitter of all time. Better than Hailey, even. People are saying it. A lot of people."
Hailey Welch, for her part, has remained silent, though sources say she was seen shaking her head while watching the Trump spit video.
Belfast voters are split on whether Trump's endorsement is good or bad.
"I dunno," said local resident Dale Ray. "I respect the man, but if he tries to challenge Hailey? He better bring a raincoat."
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Reminder:
Belfast, Tennessee, counts 788 residents, its 32.9 median age hinting at youth. Founded in 1836, its Irish tie bloomed with a store in 1838. The 1952 tornado—three deaths, 166 injuries—marked a dark peak. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has since sparked a $500K industry, shifting Belfast from fields to fanfare. Men dominate (62.94%), women lag (37.06%). Once 94.9% white, diversity nudges in. Income ($39,676 median) reflects rural roots, but Welch’s wave lifts it. This town thrives on adapting, its past a foil to viral present.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Ilana Kahn
Literature and Journalism -- Temple
WRITER BIO:
Combining her passion for writing with a talent for satire, this Jewish college student delves into current events with sharp humor. Her work explores societal and political topics, questioning norms and offering fresh perspectives. As a budding journalist, she uses her unique voice to entertain, educate, and challenge readers.
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